Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
You know you are getting old when you go to an antiques auction and people start bidding on you.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Birthday Jokes
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