Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
Q: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
A: Next time, take off the candles."
Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"
Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.
Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!
Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: "Hi, Buster."
Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: "You're too young to go out."
Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!
Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
A: On his birthday flake!
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!
Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.
Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A: “Thanks. I'll never part with it!”
Q: Where would you learn to make ice cream?
A: At sundae school.
Q: What is the left side of a birthday cake?
A: The side that's not eaten.
Q: Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A: No, they both burn shorter!
Q: Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crumby!
Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting him!
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"Hi michelle,just wanted to say a BIG THANK YOU for the lovely, colourful, tasteful cake and the awesome princess snow white Emily,the girls all enjoyed the fun activities and I hope she did the same. Allara was soooooooooooo happy and very excited, she couldn’t stop talking about the activities and fun she had - thanks!!!!!"
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